Our other long-running aid recipient, Norbu Samdhup, was known amongst the group for her curmudgeonly tirades and low opinion of our charitable work. We always theorized that her culturally-ingrained sense of pride kept her from accepting our half-eaten hors d'oeuvres and slighly aged misprint t-shirts ("Frankie Says Relapse") graciously. However, during a trial in which Norbu sought to have us banned from the country, it was revealed that she was the head of a radical anti-government faction. She is currently serving an indeterminate sentence in a Chinese labor camp and is thus only a recipient in a tax-deductible, name-only capacity. Our thoughts and prayers are with her always, and we still send along our table scraps when bureacratic loopholes allow.
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