ATTENTION IMPAIRED ETHNIC SINGLE MOTHERS!

This is the official blog of the Organization for Gluten-Free Wheelchair-Bound Tibetan Single Mothers of Blind Kids for Peace, a philanthropic collective dedicated to helping two bold women brave their way through a sexist, racist, intolerant, handicap-inaccessible, wheat-filled world.

We're currently accepting applications for aid recipients.

If you are a woman aged 20-35 of Tibetan nationality (Sorry, persons merely of Tibetan descent are not eligible), afflicted with celiac disease, are currently or will in the near future be crippled, have a child between the ages of 2 and 10 with a visual acuity of less than 3/60 whom you are raising without assistance from a spouse or significant other, and take a strong stance against the war in Iraq, contact us online or through our mailing address, and we will put your application up for review.

If selected, you may be eligible to receive aid from our internationally renowned group of absurdly wealthy socialites who desperately need something to ease their sizable white guilt.

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