Come lend a hand as we try to bring comfort to the Earth's most down-trodden two-woman populous by indulging in three days of liquor-fueled debauchery in beautiful downtown Madrid (rated Europe's third favorite den of inequity in Discerning Philanthropic Hedonist Quarterly).
Join us for a long, long evening of rabid alcoholism and pie-hurling, with nothing but the finest in Russian vodka, and all baked goods hand-crafted by world-renowned pastry chef Jean-Baptiste du Bourg III!
Enjoy hob-nobbing with heads of state! Making toasts with celebrated members of the intelligentsia! Watching the aristocracy crumble before your eyes as the sons and daughters of the wealthy piss away their family fortunes as they spiral down the deep, dark toilet of privileged ennui!
Celebrities already RSVP-ed include Hangin' with Mr. Cooper's Mark Curry, the surviving cast members of Time Bandits, REO Speedwagon's infamous speedwagon, and our dear friend, John Oates.
Dress is faux-chic-casual-platitude. All donations post-expense-recovery will, of course, go to Norbu Samdhup and Chogyal Jamyang, our brave qualifying aid recipients, who have given us so much inspiration and hope that someday we, too, may be wizened and Asian.
Until then, keep those hearts and wallets open. Continue to give, continue to dream. Namaste.
P.S. Weed and blow are provided; smack is strictly byob.
Wednesday, October 2, 2002
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