The Sherpanopticon 1 is a state-of-the-art stealth spy plane recently purchased from the less-official elements of the Russian armed services! Re-purposed from an implement of carnage to help our friends on the internet keep tabs on our beloved aid recipients, the Sherpanopticon 1 is outfitted with optical surveillance equipment for every conceivable situation. Night vision, day vision - all the bases are covered!
Currently scheduled for approximately two dozen daily fly-overs, the Sherpanopticon 1 brings you the very latest in up-to-the-minute invasiveness! High-quality digital photographs, streaming one-second videos, and high power thermal imaging for those pesky walls and structures! The Sherpanopticon 1 is the ultimate way to keep tabs on your favorite disadvantaged Tibetan single mothers!
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